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Rena Rouge: Where’s Queen Bee?

Carapace: Doing stuff.

Rena Rouge: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Chat Noir?

Carapace: Trying to stop Queen Bee from doing the stuff.

Rena Rouge: And Ladybug?

Carapace: Trying to stop Chat Noir from stopping Queen Bee from doing the stuff.

Rena Rouge: I see. And what are you doing here, Carapace?

Carapace: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Ladybug from stopping Chat Noir from stopping Queen Bee from doing the stuff.

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  • Danny: It’s just.. Look I care about you, Steve. And this kind of stuff, the emotional stuff, it’s not your thing. I thought I’d save you the trouble.
  • Steve: Maybe I don’t wanna be saved the trouble. Maybe I want the trouble. I haven’t wanted the trouble in a long time, but with you, the trouble doesn’t seem so troubling. I don’t know, I thought… I guess I thought you felt the same way.
  • Danny: Maybe I do. I don’t know. I’m not exactly the biggest confronter of feelings. I mean, clearly there's something between us. Maybe my head was saying “Nip it in the bud”, because my heart was saying something else. Look, I have feelings for you, Steve. Maybe I even love you.
  • Steve: Wow. This is going pretty fast, don’t you think?
  • Danny: What?
  • Steve: We have a really good friendship going. Why screw up a good thing? Friends?
  • Danny: Friends.
  • Steve: Oh my god, you just did it again.
  • Danny: I did not.
  • Steve: You did, you little minx.
  • Danny: Okay you’re right, I did..
  • Steve: Why are you so afraid of giving this a chance?
  • Danny: Because I am scared of how much I like you.
  • Steve: Wow, this is a bad idea.
  • Danny: You’re right, this is a mistake.
  • Steve: Yes. No.
  • Danny: I love you.
  • Steve: Let’s be friends.
  • Danny: Okay. Friends then.
  • Steve: I love you.
  • Danny: Let’s get married.
  • Steve: No, you’re smothering me.
  • Danny: Okay, forget it.
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(By the way I am a woman) Ok so everyday for a few weeks, this girl I sat next to in class would always ask me for stuff. Like everyday it would be a pencil, paper, eraser, food, etc. I’m a pretty giving person, but after awhile she got the expectation that I would give her shit no matter what and she just started taking stuff without asking. So one day I brought a small tube of hand lotion, just because I recently got a new tat and would put some lotion on it throughout the day. Anyways, this girl of course sees this and immediately asks to borrow some. I have no idea why the hell she’d want lotion in the middle of a lecture, but to hell with it. I’d been tired of her freeloading off of me so I decided to get my revenge. So I told her “Of course, here”, she sticks out her hand and with a smile, I give her the biggest handful of lotion. I’m talking like half the tube amount of lotion. She just gives me the biggest wtf look and I return to taking notes. Totally worth the staredown I got from her for the rest of the lecture as she tried to get rid of all the lotion.

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Nearly every Hetalia fanfic I open

  • *Opens new fanfic*
  • Italy: Nee nee pasta is da best! AHHHH DOITSU rescue me im so useless AHHHhh! Ve~ve~ve~ve~
  • Germany: Ja vot is wrong Hetalia i'm so manly and gay and stuff yet super hard soldier
  • Japan: me rickey this conversation so kawaii but we must stay carm and stuff ret me first write a fanfict about this hord on
  • America: Hahahahahahahahaha the hero is always better than you! I'm totally not missing England or gay with him either! Ahahahaha!!!
  • England: america you dumby git! I'll turn you into a pig with magic if you keep up that tone! It must be after teatime though.
  • France: Oh honhonhonhon I'm gonna have surprise buttsects with you England if you don't watch it! Honhon du bagghuet de froumage honhon
  • Russia: Da? so you all become one with great mother Russia da?
  • China: Aru aru aru aru aru aru aru aru aru aru aru
bimble5

Nearly every Hetalia fanfic I open

  • *Opens new fanfic*
  • Italy: Nee nee pasta is da best! AHHHH DOITSU rescue me im so useless AHHHhh! Ve~ve~ve~ve~
  • Germany: Ja vot is wrong Hetalia i'm so manly and gay and stuff yet super hard soldier
  • Japan: me rickey this conversation so kawaii but we must stay carm and stuff ret me first write a fanfict about this hord on
  • America: Hahahahahahahahaha the hero is always better than you! I'm totally not missing England or gay with him either! Ahahahaha!!!
  • England: america you dumby git! I'll turn you into a pig with magic if you keep up that tone! It must be after teatime though.
  • France: Oh honhonhonhon I'm gonna have surprise buttsects with you England if you don't watch it! Honhon du bagghuet de froumage honhon
  • Russia: Da? so you all become one with great mother Russia da?
  • China: Aru aru aru aru aru aru aru aru aru aru aru
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